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September 28 2017

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autisticdixon:

i hate that i know exactly why and what this is from

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how i cope

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androdjinni:

valvala:

this is terrifying

All horses are the prepared vessels of an angry god.

September 27 2017

23:59
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neonreverberations:

You know I’m not always proud of what my libido wants but at least I’ve never wanted to fuck Pennywise.

03:21
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atheriss:

i was attacked today

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August 30 2017

09:10

ya’ll mind if i

metalslugx:

kaizo-ningen:

metalslugx:

nah man you good

August 28 2017

21:48

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

some post: hey this anime series is good but sometimes it treats its female characters rather unfairly. heres a small explanation of the times when the women are underdeveloped, underrepresented, or reduced to jokes about their sexual appeal.

some reply: oh-ho, you say this now OP, but wait until the One Arc where there’s One Female Villain who’s competent :^), you’ll be eating your words. also you forget, the girl has to be sexy because her power, Big Sexy Power, makes her more powerful the more sexy she is :^) yes the male author definitely had to make it that way. it makes a lot of sense. also yes the female characters are forced to constantly flaunt their bodies in front of the public but remember? this one male character does not wear a shirt? sexism where? :^^)

21:30
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disneyismyescape:

Fantasia, 1940

21:29

a-soulless-lime:

beadedhoney:

widowmaker:

i always get this weird impulse to slap the melons in the grocery store and without thinking i almost slapped this huge fuckign watermelon in someone elses cart while……he was …….standing beside it….

I work in produce some days, and some days I DO slap the melons

1-800-AREYOUSLAPPIN

August 27 2017

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corantus:

dog date

August 26 2017

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equagga:

snakesinavan:

swordprocessor:

NEW FROG
NEW FROG
NEW FROG

i thought they already knew about this one… i did…

NO, NO!

THIS IS A NEW EDITION OF PURPLE FROG!

this sure is one genus I didn’t think would cease to be a monotype. here’s the paper!

03:39
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bombcollar:

misscrits:

poopcop:

GREAT octopus TEN OUT OF TEN shiny

This is a first edition holographic octopus. This is worth a lot of money.

this is a bobtail squid, not an octopus. still very valuable.

August 06 2017

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finalfantasyvii:

finalfantasyvii:

finalfantasyvii:

finalfantasyvii:

I’m not a fan of puppeteers but I’ve a nagging fear
someone else is pulling at the strings

Something terrible is going down through the entire town
wreaking anarchy and all it brings

I can’t sit idly, no, I can’t move at all
I curse the name, the one behind it all…

20:30

nerdy-birdy18:

*stolen from reddit: creds to calculustextbook*

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dreamhouse777:

tennessee-titan9174743937496765:

rcktpwr:

dreamhouse777:

rcktpwr:

dreamhouse777:

I wish I was HOT but instead I’m CURSED! Oh what a hand I’ve been dealt

*etching fresh runes on my greatsword* we’re breaking this curse tonight

*drapes arm dramatically over my eyes* alas….the curse is within…..*burps up a toad*

hm… this is not a problem i can solve with my greatsword so im a little lost

AYEYEYAYAYYOUHUHUHOHOHOUIIIIIIIIGH

Hold on I’m breaking rp that wizard has NO BUSINESS being this built

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